The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
