so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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