I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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