She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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