what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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