i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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