I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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