You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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