I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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