Sponge bath it is.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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