it wasn't lemon gatorade
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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