you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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