This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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