why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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