i don't like sucking hair
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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