There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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