He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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