what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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