someone get that fucking seahorse.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I think people are normalizing furries
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
