How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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