I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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