Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
No subtext here. People are naked.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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