go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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