Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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