If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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