Having a random hookup so left but love u
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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