Princesses don't give blow jobs
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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