Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Come share oat with me in your robe
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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