Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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