Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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