Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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