you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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