Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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