Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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