I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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