I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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