Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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