You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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