Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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