Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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