If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
