Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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