once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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