Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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