I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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