If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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