There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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