my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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