i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY