so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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