Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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