I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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