so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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