How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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