is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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